but what do americans call biscuits
Wait what are British biscuits? these are american biscuits.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY?!
They are American biscuits.
…That is not a biscuit.
These. These are biscuits.
Those are cookies.
These are cookies:
Everything else is a biscuit.
I AM SO CONFUSED.
THEY’RE SCONES. FUCKING SCONES.
(via the-people-in-between)
why cant america just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit
(via just-one-whimsical-lie)
in this episode, misty points out how disgusting she thinks bugs are and ash accepts that she dislikes bugs, but points out that he hates how she’s making caterpie upset by putting caterpie down for something caterpie can’t help being. it really upsets caterpie that caterpie can’t be something she would like, because caterpie just wants to get along with misty, but caterpie can’t change who they are.
really, if we all watched pokémon, we’d be better people because it explains that it’s okay to hate something, you just don’t need to broadcast the fact and make others upset or uncomfortable
life lessons from pokémon
(via letsjustdefenestrate)
we-who-swear-in-the-angels-name:
I’M 600% DONE.
OMFG I nearly spit Coke on my students taking a practice test
(via just-one-whimsical-lie)
hHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
i waS WAITING FOR THIS
(Source: kurtlocked, via woiperdingers)
7892 (Source: shakespearee, via lightning-shaped-scars)
hundred and hundreds of AUs
thousands actually
MILLIONS
(Source: 7bottles, via lightning-shaped-scars)
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Here in Canada you can
Here in England we just… scream and run
Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer
Here in Australia you are the murderer
i hate this site
(via lightning-shaped-scars)
